If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is
corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless
and your system's gonna crash.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want
to tunnel on another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may
as well reboot it and go out with a bang,
'cause as sure as I'm a poet,
your system's gonna hang.
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
when you have to flash
your memory and try to RAM your ROM,
quickly turn off the computer and
be sure to call your Mom!!